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Aug. 28th, 2008

hot dead charlie

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Thanks, C-SPAN, for your totally random cut-away to Daniel Dae Kim during Al Gore's speech. That kind of made my night.

In other news, I love my sweatpants.

Aug. 24th, 2008

everyone loves colbert

still haven't unpacked yet, but oh well.

So I'm sitting on my desk in my BRAND NEW APARTMENT. Well, brand new as in, four or five years old. But it's still pretty sweet. Much better than the dorms ever were. And still on campus, which means (1) mommy and daddy still pay for it and (2) don't have to commute to school, which would suck. How did I ever do that in high school, seriously? College has spoiled me.

Anyway, I feel all growed up now, and that coupled with the fact that I'm never actually going home again to live (God, I love my parents, but that town is boring and I could never spend another summer there) feels super weird. Which means you're getting a semi-introspective journal entry from me which is more than just "OMGWTFDOMINICMONAGHAN'STESTICLES."*

THINGS THAT ARE AMAZING.
1. Four girls. Four bedrooms. Two bathrooms.
2. Full kitchen, sans dishwasher but still, compared to the dorm fridge and microwave we had last year?
3. The outlets are actually in normal places other than halfway up the wall WHAT.
4. I can leave my window open and no one will get cold!
5. We are totally right by the elevator, yes.
6. Also, just around the corner from the trash room and the laundry room.
7. This place rocks.

But I really am just going to go chill out now. I have until Thursday to get all settled and, y'know, actually unpack.

* Remember those days? Good times, good times.

Aug. 13th, 2008

ftw

so lazy.

I know I've been awful about updating, but I hope this makes up for it. To start off, an anecdote.

My project at the museum this summer has been re-typing newspaper columns written by the editor of one of the old local newspapers. Some are interesting, some are self-righteous, some are batshit insane. And then, once in a while, I get a column that starts out like this:

"We’ve come a long ways since “Johnny Appleseed.” Do you know how many lbs. of apples were produced commercially in the United States in 1967?"

OH GOD, KILL ME NOW.

Other notable events:

1. I won six dollars at the casino on Monday!

2. My brother's getting home today, big family wedding this weekend. It should be awesome.

3. Go see Pineapple Express.

4. Michael Phelps is amazing.

There, I think we're all caught up now. I'm going to try and write a little more often, yes?

Jul. 27th, 2008

breakfast at tiffanys

My default icon is really most appropriate here.

So it's about 8:00 in the morning (don't ask why I'm up, I don't either) and I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk from the night before.

Worth it.
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Jul. 19th, 2008

breakfast at tiffanys

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So I saw Mamma Mia! last night with my mamma mia (see what I did there?), and... it was... um... respectable. The movie itself... kind of... eh. But seeing Pierce Brosnan, Stellan Skarskgaard and Colin Firth trying to sing/dance/wear sparkley spandex suits was worth it. I'll tell you, though, my image of James Bond/that guy from King Arthur that was evil/Mr. Darcy is now forever tarnished. But in an awesome way.

Also, Meryl Streep is one fierce tranny bitch. I love her.
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Jul. 18th, 2008

;alkafjlkfgi

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So, the Dark Knight was legen... wait for it...Collapse )

Jul. 15th, 2008

mutherfucker-ology

I'm Batman.

FUCK YEAH, WE HAVE TICKETS TO THE DARK KNIGHT.

Cut for amusing Skype conversations.

OMG I JUST POOPED MYSELF.Collapse )

Jul. 13th, 2008

come on!

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It's not summer until you have all your friends over and you decide to blow up an old microwave with a combination of gasoline, Black Cat firecrackers, bottle rockets and Works bombs. And it's definitely not summer until you wake up the next morning feeling like you got a hangover, except you drank nothing but water last night and you trace it back to the noxious fumes emitting from the microwave. But at least it turned the fire a lot of pretty colors.

Jul. 4th, 2008

someone less dumb for president

god bless america



Now let's go blow some shit up.
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Jun. 29th, 2008

mutherfucker-ology

he's the awesome grandpa you never knew you always wanted.

Tonight I saw Wanted...Collapse )

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